If you were approached and offered to do one porno scene for $20,000, would you do it? and why?
...HEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL to the NAWL!
Man, please. Number one-ten...my sex is PRICELESS!!! Number 11...damn, only $20k? O__o
If I'm GONNA do this once in a lifetime thing...can a chick get like $500,000. You're asking me to shed all of my insecurities, my CLOTHES, and in MY opinion my dignity and all I get is enough money to equal a paperboy's MANAGER'S salary per year? Uh, hell no. Not that ANY amount would suffice, but at least give me something I can wipe the tears of embarrassment and shame with...
Truthfully, even a million couldn't get me to do it. I've got this deep rebellious streak that doesn't like to do what is asked of me. Certain things...yea, but some off shit like this? *reaching for a razor* If you don't getcho NASTY ass outta my face...
Seriously...for real though...what the hell I look like? NOW...if you're asking me to DIRECT...hahaaaa, yea. Hell Yea! LIGHTS, CAMERA...LUBE!!
"I want YOU over there...act like he's the biggest you everrrr had!"
"You...don't get so excited...calm the fuck down...you're getting ball juice on the lens, dude..."
"I wanna see some ASSES wigglin'..."
"Aaaaaaaand....ASS-shun!"
Fuckouttahereyo...
