Thursday, May 19, 2011

4~Fuck Them, Pay Me?



If you were approached and offered to do one porno scene for $20,000, would you do it? and why?

...HEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL to the NAWL!

Man, please. Number one-ten...my sex is PRICELESS!!! Number 11...damn, only $20k? O__o

If I'm GONNA do this once in a lifetime thing...can a chick get like $500,000. You're asking me to shed all of my insecurities, my CLOTHES, and in MY opinion my dignity and all I get is enough money to equal a paperboy's MANAGER'S salary per year? Uh, hell no. Not that ANY amount would suffice, but at least give me something I can wipe the tears of embarrassment and shame with...

Truthfully, even a million couldn't get me to do it. I've got this deep rebellious streak that doesn't like to do what is asked of me. Certain things...yea, but some off shit like this? *reaching for a razor* If you don't getcho NASTY ass outta my face...

Seriously...for real though...what the hell I look like? NOW...if you're asking me to DIRECT...hahaaaa, yea. Hell Yea! LIGHTS, CAMERA...LUBE!!

"I want YOU over there...act like he's the biggest you everrrr had!"

"You...don't get so excited...calm the fuck down...you're getting ball juice on the lens, dude..."

"I wanna see some ASSES wigglin'..."

"Aaaaaaaand....ASS-shun!"

Fuckouttahereyo...

10 comments:

Mahoganydymond said...

HaHa... Yea 20,000 aint crap... I already make that in one year and you haven't see my butt on Brown Suga Walls.. lol..

The God'ess said...

"Ass-shun" LMAO!!

Thee_Kween said...

Mah...is that a real movie? That title is TIGHT! LMAO

@God'ess...yes...ASS-SHUN! lol

Divaprocessor said...

LMAOOOOOO...My sex is Priceless...I want to see some Ass wiggling..Alright now Morris day...LOL...You would be a good director...I can see you now...move your dick a little to the right..and Girl get them legs up and WIDE open...LOL

Wizzy Jr. said...

Hell, I already don't like to WATCH porn, so why would I make one? I'd be too busy tryna laugh at the damn faces she made. (Long Story of why. Don't judge me). Plus, I don't like nobody to watch me fuckin' anyway. I'm SHY. *Adjust Halo*

Thee_Kween said...

Diva~ I could see myself directing, too! HAHA ;)

Wizzy~ BRO, you don't like porn? *gasping, clutching chest and falling to the floor* *spins halo* LOL

PRIMALDATA said...

as long as they shut the fuck up and let the camera run, it could make the sex a little more exciting. I just don't need any damn direction I'm taking the 20k because I'm probably sexing somebody I'm already cool with so you paying me to do something I was gonna do anyway and you want to see ME getting some ass okay cash money in my hand sit ya ass in the corner WHERE I CAN SEE YOU and STFU.

Wizzy Jr. said...

Naw, Baby. I don't. Not at all. It's a long story that I REALLY don't feel like getting into now. I might write a blog about it one day.

Sundae said...

Um, Sis? You ain't got but about a thimble-full of sense... LOL!

Um, Wizzy? IF I was makin the movie and started gigglin at folks' faces? the movie would be OVER!!

Um, Primal? I'm diggin that. "Setcho ass down and let ME do this, please!!" Yep, I'm diggin it...

Humble BE said...

500,000 will surely ease the pain. That is for sure!

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