You walk in your bedroom to find your lover deep in the sexual act with the same sex...what do you do?
Before or after I throw hot fish grease on em? O__o
Look. I'm all for people doing what they do. You gay, getchusum. You a lesbian? GETCHUSUM!! Yet, if you're with ME (a straight woman) and you (supposedly a straight MAN) bring another dude to my situation...you gots ta GO!
Reason #1-Infinity why I most likely (note that I didn't say never) not have a threesome...is because I don't want a girl in my bed. I don't want anyone EXCEPT the man I love...in my bed.
hmmm...in MY bed? No the fucking fuck you didn't.
"...messing up my sheets...
and violating me..."
Sunny said that shit right there. Of all the mattresses with clean sheets in the world...you hadda fuck up MINE? NOT just the nastiness that is someone else's sex juice beside mine...but the energy of your betrayal seeped into my sheets...through to my mattress...on the frame that is supposed to be the foundation of OUR sexual bliss?
I should hitchu in your shit...
Lemme go get me a dude and fuck him in the back seat of YOUR prized ride...or wear your favorite jersey as he pounds me out from behind while tugging at the hem of your team's colors...yea mothafucka...that's got your attention, huh?
Besides the betrayal, the disregard for the fact that I could catch it, the shock of the gay sex when I clearly thought he was straight...and of course, the defiling of my bed (NOT just where we made love, but where I lay my head and become spiritually vulnerable at night for the dream state) Why do I have to find out so dramatically and traumatically that you're on both teams? I expect truth and honesty in a relationship and the fact that such a truth could've escaped us would be too much. That ain't even freaky...that's just fucked up.
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I'm punching penises like a prizefighter up in that piece!!
CTFUUUUU @ punching penises! I just got a vision of a fighter training. LMAOO
Man...
I know...I know...
Pow...pow.
BANG! lol
This betrayal has to cut so deep. Doing stuff like that can getcha kilt!!!!
YES! Get you KILT, blood SPILT and yo tombstone on TILT. lmao
No doubt about it, I'll tell her to scoot over.
An opportunity like that doesn't come along everyday.
Ya betta get in where ya fit in!!!
I done already said my piece about this.... *still gettin mad and it was JUST a blog challenge*
Reggie~ Like I told you on LeeLee's post...you men have a COMPLETELY different perception of walking in on such a thing...
Sundae~ Yea...I know. I had to remember this shit didn't take place. LOL
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