Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? Tell the story...
Wellllll...
The one time that I've ever been caught having sex was when my 1st and I were getting it on in his living room. SHAMEFULLY...his mom was in the back asleep in her room...and we THOUGHT his little nephew was asleep, too.
No dice. It's like kids are natural cock blockers...shit!
Picture it...1990...or was it '89? Either way...I'm over his house wearing my off-white "swing" mini-skirt and a top I can't recall. Clearly, the skirt was killing it and he rose to the occasion. He was sitting in the arm chair and asked me to "sit on his lap". Wooo weee. *ahem* Yea, well...I ended up sitting on his lap with my back to him...panties down and the full-on recipient of some pushing up motions. LOL
Now, from anyone's view that could see...I just looked like I was sitting on his lap and he was holding me. WHY did this 3yr old kid say, "Ooooh, GRANDMA...Aunt Kali is on Uncle *****'s laaaap"...as he runs toward the back. I move to get up and catch his little ass, when UNK grabs me back down and says, "Let's finish..." LOL
Yea...I don't think his grandma believed him considering she was half-sleep...but, I do wonder if mi sobrino (That's what I call him) remembers that day...I hope not. LOL
KIDS!
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LOLOLOL...Kids are some messy creatures. My daughter caught her father and I went she was two. She opened the door, pointed and sniggled and shut the door. I wonder if she remembers that as well? Guess who's not gonna ask. LOL
LMAO EXACTLY! I do NOT wanna know if he remembers that. It was funny as hell though.
3? He remembers! LMAOOOOOO
He's probably just figuring out now what exactly ya'll were doing!
Oh man, I hope he never says, "TiTi...I remember when..." LAWD...I'd die. LOL
Kids can smell sex or something. Always telling on folk!!!!
I SWEAR....wtf? Syre tried to kick in the door on his moms and pops in the shower. They closed the door on poor boo and he was kicking and screaming. LMAO I used to think it was because they left him...but, I'm thinking it was because he didn't manage to block!! LOLOL
Nah, I've never been caught out there like that. But if I ever am, I hope she cares enough to come and finish the job for me.
I just asked my two oldest daughters if they ever caught me. Mel said "NO" and Jess mumbled "Thank God.." LMAO!!
Reggie~ Exactly WHO is "she"? LOL
Sundae~ I'm sure there are sighs of relief all around!
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