Thursday, June 2, 2011

16~Whatcha Doin' DAT Fo'?



You are invited to a party that turned into an orgy, you just arrived...what would you like to see?


Well...I'd like to see some fuckin' snacks and drinks. What the fuck? I show up thinking I'm gonna walk in on some dancing, mingling, platters being passed around...and folks are but naked, dicks and vadges out??

Well, why didn't they just SAY that? LOL

I wanna see a LOT of dick riding, bouncing til the milk drips...

I wanna see some pipe-laying...I don't wanna see no pretty fuck faces, I wanna see women struggling to contain themselves and men's eyes rolling up. I wanna see folks tryna get away...toes splayed out like he's having a special moment...

I wanna see some bondage and some whips and paddles...asses strapped down and orifices being compromised until skin shines from leakage.

Honestly, what I've written above is what I'd want to see if no one could see ME. I'm a voyeur. I'd much rather watch than participate in that kind of sex. In real life, I'd back up FAST like the Matrix and pray no one saw me as I make my way home.


8 comments:

The God'ess said...

Snacks and drinks...ROFL

Thee_Kween said...

LOL, I'm just sayin...this sounds like some false pretense shit. lol

Icnonlybme said...

Not Homer SIMPSON!!! Bwahahahahaha!

Thee_Kween said...

LOLOLOL WORD! lol

Humble BE said...

LMAOOOO...I can't with HOMER!!!!!! I wanna see dick riding too!!!!

Thee_Kween said...

LMAOOOOO

Don't you just love how he gets sucked into the bushes?? CTFU!

Sundae said...

*juss damn DEAD @ Homer*

Thee_Kween said...

LOLOLOL

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