Monday, May 23, 2011

7~ Dear Sweet Dick Willies?



Write a letter to the best lover you've ever had...

Okay, let's clear this up...I am not ashamed that my sexual repertoire is limited. In my lifetime, I've had only 5 lovers...3 of which took place in a 3 year time span. I was on my "ho" shit I guess...lmao

My first love and my first REAL man held the record of 7 and 8 years respectively for how long we did the damn thing. Before that, I couldn't imagine having casual sex. There would've been about 2 more added to the list had they not been some scared asses, but whatever...probably saved me the trouble of having to cut their asses off, too...

ANY way...I'm breaking this up into things that each left me pleased with, for really no one stands out to me as being the ONE best lover...my first love almost makes it, but that's because he molded "it" first and very few behind him could "fit" the bill. CTFU!!!


Dearest, 1st...you showed me tenderness. I'm glad that you were the 1st. I'll never regret you. You gave me some of my most loving moments. The way you held me, stroked me, looked at me, smiled that smile at me...yes, boo...you gave me standards to live by. To this day...you're the ONLY man that's ever cleaned me off with the gentleness of a lover-in-love. I don't even know if you know that's what you did...but, thank you. Love, Pekoe Light ;)


Dear "Sir B"...you, too showed me tenderness...but, you were the first to give me angry sex. Yes...that, "Yvette & Jody" shit...more passionate than "good"...less, hateful than it was energetic. Thanks for taking it like I like it...Love, Your Indian Goddess ;)


Dear, "RC"...MAN...your tongue...should be mounted on my table. That is all. Thanks, That bitch!


Dear, Aries...You...showed me desperate lust. ~phew~ If only your sex was as good as the ego-stroking you gave me. SHEESH. You gave me compliments (Damn, son...my pussy taste like Vanilla and What?) LMAO Showing up for kisses and having hands like an octopus...wow. You really dug this "light-skinned pretty mothafucka with pretty legs and good pussy" LMAOOOOO Sincerely, THAT BITCH!


Dear, Titty-Sucker...I dug you mostly because you knew how to do things to my most sensitive area...my knockers. Sheesh...if only you weren't SO scared to eat pussy...I'm sure your tongue skills could've been the BOMB! Oh, quit jerking off...maybe you'll fuck worth a damn...Love, Kiwi. LMAO


There ya go...Letters to the NOT-so-fabulous five.

10 comments:

Icnonlybme said...

Love your letters...I wonder how many of us will send them links?

Thee_Kween said...

Well, 1st love can view it, if only he came online enough and clicked a link off my page...lol The 2nd, no...he's probably not even on FB. The 3rd and 4th MAY be online (I highly doubt it, but don't rule it out), and the 5th could if someone else he knew put the link on their page to view. Question is...would anyone but the 1st love even know it's about them. LOL

LYKEBUDDA said...

love it

Sundae said...

I have shared the link... But I need to do it one mo' gin... *deviant grin*

Thee_Kween said...

Budda~ Thank you :)

Sundae~ You gotta do what again? lol

PRIMALDATA said...

Yeah I don't really have a best, like you each had something they brought to the table or brought out of me that made the moments I spent with them good, for the most part. Not every lover I ever had goes into the happy humping hall of fame, but some do

Thee_Kween said...

Prime~ Right...I haven't met the King of Sling yet. LOL

Humble BE said...

one sentence that cracked me UP...

"You really dug this "light-skinned pretty mothafucka with pretty legs and good pussy"

the words connected with a hyphen.. yeah,that is all..LOL *running*

Thee_Kween said...

SHUT IT! That's what HE called me. Don't mean it's true (except for the good pussy) LMAO

Reggie said...

I was the best I ever had.

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